Missing wife.

[jimoshel]

 

Subject: Missing Wife

 

 

 

Husband went to the Sheriff's Department to report that his wife was missing.

Husband : My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home...

 

Sergeant : What is her height?

 

Husband : Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

 

Sergeant : Weight?

 

Husband : Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

 

Sergeant : Colour of eyes?

 

Husband : Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.

 

Sergeant : Colour of hair?

 

Husband : Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.

 

Sergeant : What was she wearing?

 

Husband : Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.

 

Sergeant : What kind of car did she go in?

 

Husband : She went in my truck.

 

Sergeant : What kind of truck was it?

 

Husband : A 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission and climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, which has a matching aftermarket bed liner. Custom leather 6-way seats and "Bubba" floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch and special wiring hook-ups. DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio receiver, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, a USB port, and four power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. It has custom running boards and indirect wheel well lighting.

 

At this point the husband started choking up.

 

Sergeant: Don't worry buddy. We'll find your truck.

 

 

 

[Pete M]

:rotf:

[Minuit]

:D For a second I was actually worried - then I saw who posted this.

[Incommando]

:laughin:

[jpdriver1]

Oh my -- poor guy had to drive a Ford.  :doh:

[banshee]

Priceless, wife read didn't find any humor in it at all but I did