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I saw Jesus!


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A burglar broke into a house one night.  As he flicked his light around, looking for valuables, suddenly a voice in the dark said,
'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.  After a while, hearing nothing more, he shook his head and continued.  But just as he was pulling the stereo out to disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard...
'Jesus is watching you.'

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'
The burglar relaxed. 'You're gonna warn me, huh? And just who are you?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

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