jimoshel Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 A fleeing Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a very frail little old Jewish man standing at a small makeshift display rack - selling ties. The Taliban terrorist asked, "Do you have water?" The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $50." The Taliban shouted hysterically, "Idiot Infidel! I do not need such an over-priced western adornment. I spit on your ties. I need water! "Sorry, I have none, just ties - pure silk, and only $50 "Pahh! A curse on your ties! I should wrap one aroundyour scrawny little neck and choke the life out of youbut I must conserve my energy and find water!" "Okay," said the little old Jewish man. It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie from me, or that you hate me, threaten my life, and call me infidel. I will show you that I am bigger than any of that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a restaurant. It has the finest food and all the ice-cold water you need. Go In Peace." Cursing him again, the desperate Taliban staggered away, over the hill. Several hours later, he crawled back, almost dead, and gasped, "They won't let me in without a tie!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dj5 Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOrnbrod Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 ....and the price for a tie just went up 300%. :banana: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComancheKid45 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 ....and the price for a tie just went up 300%. :banana: :agree: :rotfl2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akula69 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Poetic Justice? Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw star Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Lmao. You know how to spot a retarded terrorist? He bombs the special olympics instead of the regular olympics. (I have a handicapped brother and sister so don't hate on me for this) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NHMJXJ Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 About four thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!I was so depressed last night thinking about healthcare plans, the economy, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. ... I called a Suicide Hotline.I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan … I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck. Folks, we're screwed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimoshel Posted March 18, 2015 Author Share Posted March 18, 2015 The price we pay for having a free society where ANY body can vote, whether they understand the system or not. In 1962 I was standing in line at the PX and there were two officers wives behind me. One said to the other that she was going to vote for Kennedy because she thought he was cute. My GOD! Here is a man that can send her husband off to war to be killed and she's going to vote for him because he's cute. Getting off the soap box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimoshel Posted March 18, 2015 Author Share Posted March 18, 2015 QWWW, My back. Somebody help me down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnj92131 Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 The price we pay for having a free society where ANY body can vote, whether they understand the system or not. In 1962 I was standing in line at the PX and there were two officers wives behind me. One said to the other that she was going to vote for Kennedy because she thought he was cute. My GOD! Here is a man that can send her husband off to war to be killed and she's going to vote for him because he's cute. Getting off the soap box. Jim, You and I are both getting old. Memory is the second thing to go! JFK was elected president in November, 1960, not 1962. And you have to admit, JFK had a much better WW2 war story than Nixon. Yes, we do pay a price for a free society. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimoshel Posted March 18, 2015 Author Share Posted March 18, 2015 I thought there was something wrong with that date. Just couldn't remember what it was. I was in Spain in 1960 and I remember the Spanish making such a big deal over a Catholic being elected. Now if I could just remember what's the first thing to go. :dunno: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnj92131 Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 I thought there was something wrong with that date. Just couldn't remember what it was. I was in Spain in 1960 and I remember the Spanish making such a big deal over a Catholic being elected. Now if I could just remember what's the first thing to go. :dunno: Wish I could help, but.. have C.R.S. also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw star Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 I thought there was something wrong with that date. Just couldn't remember what it was. I was in Spain in 1960 and I remember the Spanish making such a big deal over a Catholic being elected. Now if I could just remember what's the first thing to go. :dunno: Wish I could help, but.. have C.R.S. also. CRS?...Try CRAFT, Can't Remember A F****** Thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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