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Because they don't meet US safety and EPA standards they can not be legally imported or sold in the US. However I know where there's a hole in the US-Mexican border fence big enough to fit one , or two, through. comanche.gif

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If I were to go to Russia, first thing I'd do is rearrange their government, then I'd come home with a case of Vodka and a couple of them Russian brides all the while spending no more than 40 Rubles while there. Its the ultimate adventure on the cheap.

 

Or I'd get thrown in the salt mines for 30 years, but what the hay, its worth a shot.

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If i were to go Russian i would want to go with a whole lota Lada...Niva style:

 

http://www.ladacars.org/HTMLS/Models/Lada-Niva-2121.htm

 

Lada Niva was the first real 4x4 i ever drove, and it plantet the seed for my passion for offroading. Funny experience to drive a car when you have to guess what gauges and controles means, everthing was написанных на странных русских букв :dunno: :help: :rotf:

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Well if if the weight displaced is less than the mass of the water measured in total space/mass, then it will float. An MJ's square footage out of water weighs way less than the same square footage in water. A water tight MJ bed will float the whole whole truck. Water weighs much more than an MJ when you start talking about cubic yards of space.

 

Judging by those tires, the tires themselves will swim the vehicle.

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weight has ZERO to do with floating. How much do you think an aircraft carrier weighs?

Aircraft carriers are made out of styrafoam. They're really quite light, contrary to what they appear to be. How in Heck do you spell 'styafoam?

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If I were to go to Russia, first thing I'd do is rearrange their government, then I'd come home with a case of Vodka and a couple of them Russian brides all the while spending no more than 40 Rubles while there. Its the ultimate adventure on the cheap.

 

Or I'd get thrown in the salt mines for 30 years, but what the hay, its worth a shot.

Russian brides... :drool:

Theyre mail order too, just pay shipping! :rotfl2:

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If I were to go to Russia, first thing I'd do is rearrange their government, then I'd come home with a case of Vodka and a couple of them Russian brides all the while spending no more than 40 Rubles while there. Its the ultimate adventure on the cheap.

 

Or I'd get thrown in the salt mines for 30 years, but what the hay, its worth a shot.

Russian brides... :drool:

Theyre mail order too, just pay shipping! :rotfl2:

 

Sleeping with one eye open would be good advice to :rotfl2:

is this how ya spell it styrafoam :rotf:

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