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Dealt with many a black bear in northern Ontario and never met one agressive enough to go after anything even remotely the size of a cow. They mostly eat berries, plants, frogs and fish. Sometimes small rodents when they can catch them.

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Dealt with many a black bear in northern Ontario and never met one agressive enough to go after anything even remotely the size of a cow. They mostly eat berries, plants, frogs and fish. Sometimes small rodents when they can catch them.

 

Looked small to me, probably young and dumb.

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That black bear was either:

 

1. Severely starving,

1. Rabid and crazy, or

1. Young and stupid.

 

And I don't think any young black bear would be stupid enough to attack a herd of cows. I could see a certain Cocker Spaniel I know doing it though. :shake:

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2. Rabid and crazy, or

2. Young and stupid.

 

I think it was #2.

 

didn't know whether to take it positive or negatively . still don't.

 

How was your cornhole feeling the next morning? That ought to be an indication.

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2. Rabid and crazy, or

2. Young and stupid.

 

I think it was #2.

 

My mistake. I fixed it now. It's #1.

 

didn't know whether to take it positive or negatively . still don't.

 

How was your cornhole feeling the next morning? That ought to be an indication.

 

:rotfl2: :rotfl2:

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That reminds me of all of those UFO "abduction" stories...

 

If you go out drinking with a bunch of buddies and then wake up the next morning laying half-naked in a field & feeling like you got "probed," it doe not mean you were abducted and experimented upon by aliens...it just means that you were the first to pass out... :oops:

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I was abducted by aliens once. They were trying to improve their intellectual level and after searching the universe they selected me. After a year and I had bred all their women they tried to send me back. The women revolted and raised such a ruckus they decided to keep me.

I was only able to escape and return to Earth by building a rocket ship out of a Quacker oats carton and duct tape. :D :rotfl2: :yes:

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