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The following conversation was heard on the VHF Guard (emergency) frequency 121.5 MHz.

 

 

Iranian Air Defense Radar: 'Unknown aircraft you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.'

US Aircraft: 'This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace.'

Air Defense Radar: 'You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace

we will launch interceptor aircraft!'

US Aircraft: 'This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter. Send 'em up, ……… I'll wait.'

Air Defense Radar: (total silence)

 

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Umm, hate to say it but if a couple of well piloted Foxbats came up after some Hornets, the Hornets would be done for.

 

You do realize this "joke" is completely fictional right? It changes with the times and the people telling the joke.

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Umm, hate to say it but if a couple of well piloted Foxbats came up after some Hornets, the Hornets would be done for.

 

You do realize this "joke" is completely fictional right? It changes with the times and the people telling the joke.

 

Umm, yup. Just stirring the pot.

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Umm, hate to say it but if a couple of well piloted Foxbats came up after some Hornets, the Hornets would be done for.

 

You do realize this "joke" is completely fictional right? It changes with the times and the people telling the joke.

 

Umm, yup. Just stirring the pot.

 

Ok gotcha.

 

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Conversation over heard on the Philistine Israel border.

"Giant, you are trespassing into Hebrew territory. Leave now."

Giant, "I'm on Egyptian soil."

"Wrong. Your on Israel soil. Please leave or we're going to send David out."

Giant, "Send him out. I'll wait."

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Conversation over heard on the Philistine Israel border.

"Giant, you are trespassing into Hebrew territory. Leave now."

Giant, "I'm on Egyptian soil."

"Wrong. Your on Israel soil. Please leave or we're going to send David out."

Giant, "Send him out. I'll wait."

 

Ha!

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Love the site, everyone has been great to me here. Here goes :hijack: :

 

Failing to see past previous conflicts with well-defined enemies and equally well-defined borders is, IMHO, begging for disaster in the reality of 21st conflict. If your enemy is not "officially" of any government and does not confine itself to rules of war and the previously stated well-defined borders, how can you confront them by pretending it is WW2 all over again?

 

Those wishing to re-write history can pretend that the nationality of any of the 9/11 hosebags made a difference. If they are honest with themselves they will admit that the enemy in this case exceeds borders and nationalites. Trying to fight them with those out-dated and self-imposed constraints is a major failure. But it makes good soundbite for people needing something to repeat....

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