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I assume they rationalize it the same way die-hard Liberals rationalize the hypocrisies in their own party. Remember, they are politicians. And politicians will do what it takes to get and stay in power. Occasionally they may even believe in the words coming out of their own mouths, but I'd never bet money on it. I do not affiliate myself with either party because I hate politicians (with very few exceptions).

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Whats up guys this is my first post to this site.

I have to say , i am a rebublican and ex service member. However I think we are all liberals by american right. We all have the right to voice our veiws.

I think we are all trying to do whats right in our minds but I think we have all been had by the media . Hard to know whats up and down sometimes.

Maybe we sometimes pick sides to protect our veiws, besides its HARD TO STAND ON THE FENCE WHEN YOU KEEP GETTING POKED IN THE BALLS .HA :rotf:

sorry guys my computer and gramar skills suck!

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Whats up guys this is my first post to this site.

I have to say , i am a rebublican and ex service member. However I think we are all liberals by american right. We all have the right to voice our veiws.

I think we are all trying to do whats right in our minds but I think we have all been had by the media . Hard to know whats up and down sometimes.

Maybe we sometimes pick sides to protect our veiws, besides its HARD TO STAND ON THE FENCE WHEN YOU KEEP GETTING POKED IN THE BALLS .HA :rotf:

sorry guys my computer and gramar skills suck!

 

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Hey DJM, welcome to the group! Whats the build date on your '92?

 

Rob L.

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I assume they rationalize it the same way die-hard Liberals rationalize the hypocrisies in their own party.

 

I don't understand this either. :dunno:

 

While many Democrats may be hypocrites, they are not hypocrites just by being a member of the party. For me the biggest appeal of Democrats over Republicans is that you are not ostracized for having your own opinion or by being who you are.

 

Willy

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I assume they rationalize it the same way die-hard Liberals rationalize the hypocrisies in their own party.

 

I don't understand this either. :dunno:

 

While many Democrats may be hypocrites, they are not hypocrites just by being a member of the party. For me the biggest appeal of Democrats over Republicans is that you are not ostracized for having your own opinion or by being who you are.

 

Willy

 

Do you really think all Dems are pro-choice or pro-big government or anti-gun? Do you really think there aren't any homosexual or minority republicans? The overall problem is that politicians feel the need to narrow their talking points to a handful of extreme ideas (this is the TV age after all) and there's simply no way that their entire base can possibly agree with all of those ideals all the time. There's always bound to be internal conflicts on either side. I have various viewpoints that align with either side and I can tell ya that disagreeing with a Democrat is just a bad as disagreeing with a Republican.

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"BAIL'EM OUT!!! ????

 

Hell, back in 1990, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it.. They failed and it closed. Now, we are trusting the economy of our country, our banking system, our auto industry and possibly our health plans to the same nit-wits who couldn't make money running a lady of the night house and selling whiskey?!"

 

"What are we thinking"

 

CW

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Its funny you say that. Not only the brothel but 98% of all the people in office have failed at running a business!

Thats why they became two faced fence riders.Its all about the benj'es anyway. Hell all you have to do is have money and presto !!!

Your president!!!! Obama was right, the masses are ignorant. Not because of inability, but choice.

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A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.

 

Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a tall, grinning man.

 

"Hi there, little girl, I'm President Obama. What do you have in the basket?" he asked.

 

"Kittens," little Suzy said.

 

"How old are they?" asked Obama.

 

Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."

 

"And what kind of kittens are they?"

 

"Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile.

 

Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

 

Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the president should return the next day, and, in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.

 

So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket of "FREE KITTENS" when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.

 

Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Obama got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.

 

"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."

 

"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Republicans."

 

Taken by surprise, the president stammered, "But... but... yesterday, you told me they were DEMOCRATS."

 

Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes open."

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Gotta love it.

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Conversation overheard on the VHF Guard (emergency) frequency 121.5 MHz while

flying from Europe to Dubai . It's too good not to pass along.

 

The conversation went like this...

Iranian Air Defense Radar: "Unknown aircraft you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself."

Aircraft: "This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace."

Air Defense Radar: "You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!"

Aircraft: "This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter. Send 'em up, I'll wait!"

Air Defense Radar: (no response .... total silence)

God bless our troops.

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:hijack: yep here's another round to add to CW's

 

 

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately -- illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida ..

 

 

 

.... not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems -- it's a win-win situation.

 

 

 

 

Think about this:

1. Cows

2. The Constitution

3. The Ten Commandments

 

 

COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

 

 

THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .... why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

 

 

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this -- you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians ... it creates ahostile work environment.

 

 

Also, think about this ... if you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

 

It is time for America to speak up!

 

Yep, I passed it on

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Dogs have a great sense of danger !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Have you ever heard that a dog "knows" when an earthquake

is about to hit?

 

Have you ever heard that a dog can "sense" when a tornado

is stirring up, even 20 miles away?

 

Do you remember hearing that before the December

tsunami struck Southeast Asia, dogs started running frantically

away from the seashore,at breakneck speed?

 

Do you know that dogs can detect cancer and other

serious illnesses and danger of fire?

 

Somehow they always know when they can 'go for a ride'

before you even ask and how do those dogs and cats get

home from hundreds of miles away?

 

I'm a firm believer that animals - and especially dogs -

have keen insights into the Truth.

 

And you can't tell me that dogs can't sense a potentially

terrible disaster well in advance.

 

Simply said, a dog just KNOWS when something isn't right...when impending doom is upon us...they'll always try to warn us!!

 

 

 

 

 

We should have trusted our dogs.

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The Sweetness of Married Life

 

 

The newlyweds were only married two weeks, when the husband said to the wife, 'Honey I'm going to Hank's Tavern to have a beer, I'll be right back'.

 

'Where are you

going, Coochy Coo?' asked the wife.

 

'I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face,' he answered. 'I'm going to have a beer...'

 

The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India , etc.

 

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, Lollipop... But at the bar.... You know....they have frozen glasses......... '

 

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, 'You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?' She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

 

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious.... I won't be long.. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'

 

'You want hors

d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?' She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.

 

'But my sweet honey..... At the bar... You know there's swearing, dirty words and all that...'

 

'You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP, CHICKEN $#!&! SIT YOUR SORRY A$$ DOWN, SHUT THE H3LL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES RIGHT HERE BECAUSE YOU'RE FREAKIN' MARRIED NOW AND YOUR SORRY A$$ IS SOO NOT GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT $#!& IS OVER! GOT IT, DUMBA$$?'

 

And they lived happily ever after.

 

Isn't that a sweet story?

 

MARRIED LIFE ...............

MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP!!!

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Per SNOPES: "CORRECTY ATTRIBUTED"

 

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/starner.asp

 

 

Subject: Health Care Crisis!

Amazing how quickly he was able to get it all said!!!

 

A young physician by the name of Dr. Starner Jones wrote a short two-paragraph letter to the White House accurately puts the blame on a "Culture Crisis" instead of a "Health Care Crisis". It's worth a quick read:

 

Dear Mr. President:

 

During my shift in the Emergency Room last night, I had the pleasure of evaluating a patient whose smile revealed an expensive shiny gold tooth, whose body was adorned with a wide assortment of elaborate and costly tattoos, who wore a very expensive brand of tennis shoes and who chatted on a new cellular telephone equipped with a popular R&B ringtone.

 

While glancing over her patient chart, I happened to notice that her payer status was listed as "Medicaid"! During my examination of her, the patient informed me that she smokes more than one costly pack of cigarettes every day and somehow still has money to buy pretzels and beer.

 

And, you and our Congress expect me to pay for this woman's health care? I contend that our nation's "health care crisis" is not the result of a shortage of quality hospitals, doctors or nurses. Rather, it is the result of a "crisis of culture", a culture in which it is perfectly acceptable to spend money on luxuries and vices while refusing to take care of one's self or, heaven forbid, purchase health insurance. It is a culture based in the irresponsible credo that "I can do whatever I want to because someone else will always take care of me".

 

Once you fix this "culture crisis" that rewards irresponsibility and dependency, you'll be amazed at how quickly our nation's health care difficulties will disappear.

 

Respectfully,

 

STARNER JONES, MD

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