"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill crumpled up?" asked the wife.
"No..." said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage, and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
"Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?" she asked.
"Uh, no." he said.
She gave him another sexy smile, reached seductively into her panties, and pulled out a crumpled $50 bill.
"Now, " she said, "have you ever seen $40,000 all crumpled up?"
"No." he said, now really intrigued.
"Well, go look in the garage..."