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Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I

said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in

my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you

sick S.O.B."

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:dunno:

 

 

honestly i would of said something back to that. like "go @#$% yourself b*@$£ or would you rather lets @#$% so i don't have to watch porn." :rotfl2:

 

seriously even if you were joking and she wasnt. it was unprofessional of her.....unless she was joking. in which case you have to try to bang her

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Did ya all hear the one about a midget, 4 prostitutes, a Nun, a pony, a traveling sex toy salesman and a politicion? They were in the woods looking for a tree stump when,,,,,,,,,,OOOPS forgot this was a family site. El :thwak: Jimbo.

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^^ Guess he didn't get it. :shake:

 

 

i didnt then but i do now :rotf:

 

thats what i get for posting as I'm walking out the door

Posted
I just made this my facebook status!

 

I didn't realize you were one of those people.

 

I havent put a new post on facebook in more than a year now. I just use it to keep up with family, as I live 800 miles from all of them. I'm not one that posts every thing I do on there like some people. I don't see how some of them find the time to do as much as they do.... its crazy. I just thought this would be a good funny to post. :thumbsup:

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