beepbeepmyredjeep Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 http://www.npr.org/2011/05/07/136053462 ... oon-enough :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comanche County Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 The end will happen, but predicting an accurate date isn't in the cards. If the end was supposed to be known, it would be clearly written not hidden in some sort of algorithm of mixing letters. The same program they're using can be punched into a Steven King novel and it will give similar statements as well as info on celebrities and recipes for chocolate ice cream cake. Faith is required for the duration, not just at the end. There's no squeezing in 18 holes of golf with hookers in thongs with time enough to run into a church and set it all right. How fair would that be? That's why what is clearly written is how to be saved, then it really doesn't matter or not if the end comes in our lifetime. I don't go to church currently but I like this guy's testimony, its good for us "Dudes": http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/vom/id418084317. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimoshel Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 I have it from a reliable source that in 1492 some Portugese clown is sailing from Spain using the latest GPS available to find a new world. Halfway there one of his ships is going to spring a leak and sink so hard it will punch a hole in the bottom of the ocean and all the water is going to drain out, leaving a dry arid world behind in which nothing will survive. Mankind as we know it will no longer exist. The entire world will be a dry, desolate wasteland. The only survivors will be sand fleas, C#*@ roaches and 3 aliens who survived their space ship crash near Roswell, NM and have been hiding under a cactus plant. It's in the book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eliminator89 Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 How many of these guys predicting the end of the world have IRAs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incommando Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 News organizations exploiting the mentally ill like this is disgusting to me. Remember all of the Y2K nutjobs? :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Sam Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 How many of these guys predicting the end of the world have IRAs? I'm investing heavily in locust futures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimoshel Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 How many of these guys predicting the end of the world have IRAs? I'm investing heavily in locust futures. A cockroach will out last a locust every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Sam Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 How many of these guys predicting the end of the world have IRAs? I'm investing heavily in locust futures. A cockroach will out last a locust every time. No I meant that I am investing in locusts as thats what I suspect will be the end of days. Which horseman of the Apocalypse are you investing in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimoshel Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 How many of these guys predicting the end of the world have IRAs? I'm investing heavily in locust futures. A cockroach will out last a locust every time. No I meant that I am investing in locusts as thats what I suspect will be the end of days. Which horseman of the Apocalypse are you investing in? The Apocalypse has horses? I want a join. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comanche County Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Yep, there's four of them. To be truly diversified, I recommend investing in all of them. But if you want to focus on say, Locusts, then invest heavily in the third. He's bringing the start of the famine. Maybe 75% in the third, 25% in the fourth. The fourth is a really really bad guy and is like the other three horseman wrapped into one. He's killing a quarter of the world's population. After all he rides a pale horse and his name is "Death" and hell follows with him. So you do stand to make a tidy profit if you're in the 75% that live, but then the fifth and sixth seals are opened and it all goes downhill from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpnjim Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 How many of these guys predicting the end of the world have IRAs? Lots of 401K's are being 'reinvested' in precious metals now (silver, gold & lead.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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