Get in on the ground floor

[jimoshel]

Upon getting acquainted with the equine industry I have discovered a glaring discrepancy of which I hope to put an end to. Thoroughbred horses are more desirable and bring higher prices than non thorough bred horses. There are pure blooded Palominos, Appaloosas, etc, and of course the thorough bred racing horses. There are also Geldings. These Geldings are of all breeds, Palomino Geldings, Appy Geldings, Etc. I intend to put a stop to this nonsense. I intend to start a Gelding ranch and only raise thorough bred Geldings. Lacking sufficient funds to start this venture by myself I am selling stock shares to a few lucky folks and giving them a chance to get in on the ground floor with me. I plan on starting out small with one male Gelding and five female Geldings and breeding them. Depending on the number of suckers, er, investors I can find I may start out with more. So don't miss out folks. An opportunity like this only comes along once in a lifetime. Get those checks in the mail now. To you city slickers that don't know what a gelding is, ask your country cousin. Jim :huh???: :thwak:

[fiatslug87]

Come on, everyone knows there's no such thing a as a female gelding ;)

:clapping: You come up with some funny $#!&.

[mvusse]

Why not start breeding Ox, Gibs, Capons, Wethers or Barrow?

[MJCARENA]

Good luck with breeding them. I"ll send you a check as soon as my UK lottery winnings get here. I only have a couple of more fees I have to pay first. :hmm:

[MJRemi]

I'm in!! But I want to be able to market my "Dehydrated Water Packets" to all our customers.