jpnjim Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?" "Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you." He said, "Scr*w him, give him a dollar." The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dasbulliwagen Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 I thought this was something serious. What was I thinkin? :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJM/78 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Best dollar he ever made .... :agree: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakjeep93 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 LOL thats good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-600JeepMJ Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 :shake: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimoshel Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 A GOOD cup of coffee is serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dakal Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 i'll buy that for a dollar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dasbulliwagen Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 i'll buy that for a dollar! WOW!! Thats an obscure reference! Pulled that one out of the woodwork didnt ya. Good movie though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dakal Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 WOW!! Thats an obscure reference! Pulled that one out of the woodwork didnt ya. Good movie though! yah, it is always in my head. that movie was sick, but a great laugh. it had a great bunch of one liners, like,( i'm sure it was just a glitch) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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