mfpdm Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: " Bubba , Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back. "Cooter" :peek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjeff87 Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 don't forget to hang yer laundry off the winch cable in the front yard too..... :D Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Stark Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 In addition to the laundry off the winch cable there has to be at least one dead car in the front yard, preferably on blocks. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streetjeep2.5 Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Scatter a few good sized shell casings on the porch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakjeep93 Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinkrun Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 That`s seriously funny I needed a good laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellCreek Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Don't forget the old refrigerator and bench seat from an old pickup on the front porch. :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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