Sir Sam

Ha!

You do realize this "joke" is completely fictional right? It changes with the times and the people telling the joke. Umm, yup. Just stirring the pot. Ok gotcha.

You do realize this "joke" is completely fictional right? It changes with the times and the people telling the joke.

Buncha pics: Dirty nasty dingy headliner, looked way worse than the photo showed: http://colorado4wheel.com/images/flips/swj/swj140JPG (click the link because the stupid image size cheacker is being a pansy again) test cleaning a spot, comes clean easy! http://colorado4wheel.com/images/flips/swj/swj141JPG (click the link because the stupid image size cheacker is being a pansy again) http://colorado4wheel.com/images/flips/swj/swj142JPG (click the link because the stupid image size cheacker is being a pansy again) Clean! http://colorado4wheel.com/images/flips/swj/swj143JPG (click the link because the stupid image size cheacker is being a pansy again) http://colorado4wheel.com/images/flips/swj/swj144JPG (click the link because the stupid image size cheacker is being a pansy again) http://colorado4wheel.com/images/flips/swj/swj145JPG (click the link because the stupid image size cheacker is being a pansy again) http://colorado4wheel.com/images/flips/swj/swj146JPG (click the link because the stupid image size cheacker is being a pansy again) http://colorado4wheel.com/images/flips/swj/swj147JPG (click the link because the stupid image size cheacker is being a pansy again) Turned out very nice, came clean easily with just dawn water and a sponge. Dried quick too in the sun. Checking alingment: http://colorado4wheel.com/images/flips/swj/swj121JPG (click the link because the stupid image size cheacker is being a pansy again) Paint match is nice: http://colorado4wheel.com/images/flips/swj/swj122JPG (click the link because the stupid image size cheacker is being a pansy again) Nice clean headliner: http://colorado4wheel.com/images/flips/swj/swj123JPG (click the link because the stupid image size cheacker is being a pansy again) http://colorado4wheel.com/images/flips/swj/swj124JPG (click the link because the stupid image size cheacker is being a pansy again) http://colorado4wheel.com/images/flips/swj/swj125JPG (click the link because the stupid image size cheacker is being a pansy again) Random carp: http://colorado4wheel.com/images/flips/swj/swj126JPG (click the link because the stupid image size cheacker is being a pansy again) Dirty dirty carpet: http://colorado4wheel.com/images/flips/swj/swj127JPG (click the link because the stupid image size cheacker is being a pansy again) http://colorado4wheel.com/images/flips/swj/swj128JPG (click the link because the stupid image size cheacker is being a pansy again) http://colorado4wheel.com/images/flips/swj/swj129JPG (click the link because the stupid image size cheacker is being a pansy again) http://colorado4wheel.com/images/flips/swj/swj130JPG (click the link because the stupid image size cheacker is being a pansy again) http://colorado4wheel.com/images/flips/swj/swj131JPG (click the link because the stupid image size cheacker is being a pansy again) Driveway is getting full: http://colorado4wheel.com/images/flips/swj/swj132JPG (click the link because the stupid image size cheacker is being a pansy again) http://colorado4wheel.com/images/flips/swj/swj133JPG (click the link because the stupid image size cheacker is being a pansy again) http://colorado4wheel.com/images/flips/swj/swj134JPG (click the link because the stupid image size cheacker is being a pansy again) http://colorado4wheel.com/images/flips/swj/swj135JPG (click the link because the stupid image size cheacker is being a pansy again) Got some more carp on tonight and took it for a little drive around the neighborhood, so far so good, drives nice. http://colorado4wheel.com/images/flips/swj/swj136JPG (click the link because the stupid image size cheacker is being a pansy again) http://colorado4wheel.com/images/flips/swj/swj137JPG (click the link because the stupid image size cheacker is being a pansy again) http://colorado4wheel.com/images/flips/swj/swj138JPG (click the link because the stupid image size cheacker is being a pansy again) http://colorado4wheel.com/images/flips/swj/swj139JPG (click the link because the stupid image size cheacker is being a pansy again) Need to buff the front fenders and hood, do bodywork on the left rear 1/4 panel, paint, buff, need to recharge the ac, evacuated the system tonight and am watching the gauge, looks like its holding a charge, need to do a cooling system flush(someone mixed red and green antifreeze), throw a new set of brake pads on the front, pull front seats and shampoo carpets, throw the center console back in after the carpet is clean, figure out something for a radio in it. Gotta get my title transfer done....gonna cost some $$$ for that...... close, so close!

The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed French woman, but when he got there, he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat." The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat available was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired." She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!" This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window and sat down. The woman shrieked, "Someone defend me! Put this American in his place!" An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up. "Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong b*@$£ out the window. __________________

Completely fictional, but still funny.

LOL nice pun. EDIT: I guess maybe that's not really a pun.......but its still funny(get it? He massacred his own people.....killer stache......... :rotf:

I need to just go live in Saudi Arabia or something like that where I can just grow a massive beard and (mostly) fit in fine. EDIT: Alaska too.

And I wish I could sell you mine.

This is why I don't live near rivers. :eek:

Agreed, pull the header panel and the radiator out of the way, if you have AC you can unbolt the compressor and then rotate the ac condensor out of the way towards the right of the vehicle, this way the AC system doesn't get discharged and you pull the engine and tranny together right out over the front lower radiator support.

Ya I hate when someone trashes a door panel or other part to get at something like a stock speaker, or even just to check if it has a stock speaker. Sometimes they even bust out rear windows and $#!& to get to speakers. I hate those @#$%ers.

Ya I'm the same way, red hair so it doesn't show much when I haven't shaved in a few days, but even then there are times when I need to be clean shaven. I've had the eating hairs problem too, gotta keep it trimmed so I don't rip hair off my upper lip when attacking a cheeseburger. I usually do that, use the "beard" trimmer to get off all the hair untill its just like a light stubble, but you can still kinda see it so when I need to be clean shaven for job interviews or whatever I just used the electric head, left me smooth and without irritation, but with any blade I always manage to get ingrown hairs like a b*@$£, something that didn't happen to me with the electric. Ya but I hate getting on an airplane and getting looks like I might be an irish jihadist.

I don't get you people, I have a couple of friends(in the 24-28 range of age). Who barely grow anything with time, or who don't grow any hair except on a few little spots on their face but at a normal rate. I haven't shaved since saturday night and already I feel like I need to go sand the rust off the titanic with my face. I hate this, the electric razor I've had since I was 13 broke and now I gotta use a blade and its killing me. I was probably the only poor SOB in 7th grade who had to shave, right since the beginning the only thing that didn't irritate my face to high heavens was that electric. Whatever, sorry I'm just itchy and pissed off right now.

Yup I did, I didn't even try to hide in the photo, I thought it would be really easy to see, I focused the camera on that spot, and the flash would up being so strong right there you can barely see it. Runs come down really nice with a bunch of passes of a razor blade. I'll post pics during and throughout the process of getting it smoothed out to explain. Clear coats run like a b*@$£, since they are clear its real hard to see them when the are going on, so its easy to get runs.

yes lots of drivers side drop D44s, but thats not the questions you should be asking......the 231 has very little to do with what front axle you choose.

Some more pics: Base sprayed: I love how the paint looks when its liquid, so rich and vibrant with different textures and tones: tonights clear:

More paint!

Poor thing.

Even better. :chillin: :popcorn: :cheers:

Ya'll been trolled gentlemen.

Finally got my windshield in! (light at the end of the tunnel for this project it feels like) Also to give you an idea of what a little buffing will do I went from this dusty and somewhat orange peely finish: To this: