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Toilet Paper


jimoshel
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Useful for things besides wiping the dipstick.

Man and wife is getting ready for bed.

He's in bed. She's doing her thing at the vanity.

Her; I wish I could make my boobs bigger. Their so small.

Him; Try wiping a big wad of toilet paper up and down between them a couple times a day.

Her. Toilet paper? How does that work?

Him. I don't know how but it sure worked for your butt.

He never saw what hit him.

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