Toilet Paper

[jimoshel]

Useful for things besides wiping the dipstick.

Man and wife is getting ready for bed.

He's in bed. She's doing her thing at the vanity.

Her; I wish I could make my boobs bigger. Their so small.

Him; Try wiping a big wad of toilet paper up and down between them a couple times a day.

Her. Toilet paper? How does that work?

Him. I don't know how but it sure worked for your butt.

He never saw what hit him.

[86customanche]

:rotf:

[Zenobian_84]

:rotfl2:

[Harley]

And that's when the fight started.......

[Incommando]

I have been using TP on a certain part of my anatomy every since reading this and I have yet to notice any measurable change... :dunno:

[jimoshel]

Ain't gonna ask.