Holiday Safety

[jimoshel]

A word to the wise should be sufficient.

 

 

Holiday Awareness

 

Out before the holidays? Be safe always.

 

Please, take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and

 

the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

 

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by the *ssholes who drink bottled water,

 

Starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks and chit like that.

 

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.

 

This message is sent to you by someone who worries about your safety

 

 

And the safety of those precious few remaining MJ'S El Jimbo :cheers:

[87Warrior]

:jump:

 

Nice one. I'm going to pass that one on.

[dasbulliwagen]

I saw the title and thought you hurt yourself again. :fool:

[jimoshel]

Well,,,I did stick myself with a pine needle while decorating the tree. And no, I hadn't been drinking.

[COMANCHEROB4WD]

:cheers:

LOVE IT.

[Akula69]

I saw the title and thought you hurt yourself again. :fool:

 

Me too! Glad that was not the case

[alleydog]

Oh Yaa, I remember the days when I drank more Old Mill in my car than I did in the bar. It's been 24 years since then, Now i'm a 77%er. Now when I do something stupid behind the wheel, I don't have to wait till the next day to have my buddies tell me all about it!