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Alright guys, drinking and bugging out.

 

Just started dating a new girl. Went on a road trip to DC to visit my old college roommate. Great time. Wish I took the MJ but my dad's civic is sooo much better on gas and being that I just swapped the transmission in it for him I told him that I wanted to take it for a good long "test drive".

 

This afternoon a girl that I hooked up with a few weeks ago texted me saying "I'm not pregnant. Sorry for the randomness but I'm so relieved I had to let you know... I was like 8 days late and freaking out." Never heard a word before this other than some weird texts that made me say "What the hell is she talking about?"

 

Now I've dated a MILF or two in my day and judging from what they've said, a woman getting her period isn't enough evidence to write off pregnancy. I know I'm probably just nervous as hell and shouldn't worry, but I need some wrench-turning, oil in their blood men to tell me to man up and quit worrying.

 

Should I tell her to get a pregnancy test or is her having gotten her period enough for me to say screw it and go back to not freaking out?

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give her a good wack in the stomach haha just kiddin. I'm no old buck, but id reccomend a pregency test. then if you/she are pregnant you have time to figure out what your going to do. keep it, adoption, abortion, or itll say your in the clear and youll rember to were a rain coat next time.....

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Always do wear a rain coat... And from a previous experience with a different girl where I did as well, I still worry. Previous experience I wore one, she was on birth control, and I found out from a friend that she had an abortion without telling me. Now that's just bad luck.

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Think your writing to the wrong forum. Should be writing Ann Landers. However a few words of advice. Keep it in your pants. OK. That was a waste of breath. Don't use your real name. Don't believe anything they tell you. Get medical proof. And another reason why men shouldn't write personal advice columns.

Dear John,

I hope you can help me.The other day I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled, and then it broke down about a mile down the road , and I had to walk back to get my husbands help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor's daughter.

I am 32, My husband is 34 and the neighbor's daughter is 19. We have been married for 10 years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted they had been having an affair for the last 6 months.He won't go into counseling and I'm afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently. Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila

 

Dear Sheila

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum lines hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty causing low delivery pressure to the injectors. I hope this helps.

John

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Funny post Jim :clapping: but yeah we've all had a scare or two by the females in our lives.. My gf has an irregular period to begin with but if the girl doesn't eat alot of meat or she exercises alot it can throw off her monthly thing... I'd say your safe from my experiences!

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