NHMJXJ Posted February 23, 2013 Posted February 23, 2013 A guy shows up for a psych appointment wearing nothing but clear cling film around his waist. The nurse says, "I can clearly see you're nuts".
BIGHEEP Posted February 23, 2013 Posted February 23, 2013 I see you must have my same Psychiatrist. You should have siad hi, I was just hanging out. :yes:
RochesterMJ Posted February 24, 2013 Posted February 24, 2013 Same guy walks into an ER the next day with his unit sticking thru a steering wheel. Nurse says "That looks uncomfortable" "Yeah, its driving me nuts"
54bobby Posted February 24, 2013 Posted February 24, 2013 A man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver, and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details. The clerk pulled up the file and read: - "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. The annual salary is $65,000 and you'll have to go to Billings, Montana." - "Good grief; is that where the job is?" - "No sir; that's where the end of the line is right now."
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