Firing Pins For A Goole'

[Butchershop]

So my college roommate's folks owned a parts house in Mississippi. Heard some great stories.

 

Guy walks in and says he needs some 'firing pins for a Goole' (say goolay).

Clerk "firing pins?"

Yessir, firing pins that go pow pow and make fire in there.

Okay, you mean spark plugs.

Yessir.

We have those. What kind of car?

A Goole.

Goole huh? Who makes that?

Pontiac....

Is the car here?

Yessir, outside.

 

And there it sat....a big brown Pontiac 6000LE....known forevermore as a Goole'

[Butchershop]

Car creeps up to the service bay.

 

Can we help you?

Yeah, I need to get my horn fixed.

Okay, give me the keys and ill take a look. Drives car into the shop, hits the back wall, toolboxes and tools fly in all directions.

MAN, DON'T YOU KNOW YOUR BRAKES DON'T WORK??????

Yessir, that's why I need my horn fixed.

[Keyav8r]

Badaboom! We're here all week - try the fish.

[dfreeman616]

at parts store:

 

customer asks for parts for his fiso. clerk has no idea what that is, short "discussion" concludes with walking out and looking at the truck, a ford f150, which the customer continues to insist is a fiso.

 

 

at my repair shop yesterday:

customer walks in, talks to Allen at the front desk

customer: do you guys have the adapter to run to things from the cigarette lighter?

allen: no, we don't sell accessories here

customer: this is autozone, isn't it?