Deer Hunt

[jimoshel]

The guys were all at a deer

 

camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so

 

badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay

 

with him the whole time, so they voted to take

 

turns.

The first guy slept

 

with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his

 

hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man,

 

what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just

 

sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was

 

a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all

 

standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what

 

happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob

 

shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all

 

night."

The third night was

 

Fred KRUGER 's turn. Fred was

 

a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he

 

came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good

 

morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said,

 

"Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed.

 

I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and

 

kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all night."

 

With age comes wisdom.

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[mountainman]

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[Blue88Comanche]

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[86customanche]

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[ejndssn]

:rotf: now that was funny