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A public school teacher was arrested at John F. Kennedy International

Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a

protractor, a compass, a slide-rule, and a calculator.


At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man

is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man,

who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.


"Al-Gebra is a problem for us," the Attorney General said. "They derive

solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search

of absolute values. They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to

themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a

common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every



As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, "There are three sides to

every triangle."


When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, "If God had

wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us

more fingers and toes." White House aides told reporters they could not

recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President; It is

believed that another Nobel Prize will follow.

:rotf: :fool:

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