jtdesigns Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Got this in a email thought it was pretty funny... To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Therefore, it' s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of $#!&.. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirAssault Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Well, I should be health as a hourse. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 That has got to be the funniest and most truthful thing that I have read in a while :clapping: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLHTAZ Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 I guess my freedom is secure... :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigd44889 Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 u drink a lot of water don't u lol :smart: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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