jtdesigns Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 Got this in a email thought it was pretty funny... To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Therefore, it' s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of $#!&.. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
Shane Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 That has got to be the funniest and most truthful thing that I have read in a while :clapping:
bigd44889 Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 u drink a lot of water don't u lol :smart: :D
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