Open Mic. Night...

[Catatonic Comanche]

Ahem...

 

Oh, the year was 1998,

"How I wish you'd never bought it now!"

When a score of men were turned quite green

By the rustiest MJ you've ever seen

God damn them all!

 

"Oh, Catatonic" cried the town,

"How I wish you'd never bought it now!"

For twenty brave men, all masochists who

would fix for him, his rusty jewel

God damn them all!

 

This motley crew was a sickening sight

"How I wish you'd never bought it now!"

There was caveman Dave with his hands in welds

He'd did cast-iron steel 'till he staggered and lagged,

God damn them all!

 

Well we hadn't been there but a week or two,

"How I wish you'd never bought it now!"

When a voice said, "Gimme some rust to brew"

and Steeleyed-Stan hove into view

God damn them all!

 

Now Steeleyed Stan was a welding man

"How I wish you'd never bought it now!",

He was eight feet tall and four feet wide

and said, "pass that torch or I'll tan your hide!"

God damn them all!

 

Stan torched his hand and pitched on his side!

"How I wish you'd never bought it now!",

Paul was smashed with a lung full of rust

and his breath coughed out much sanded dust!

God damn them all!

 

So here I lie on me' 23rd beer

"How I wish I'd never bought it now!",

It's been ten years since I felt this way

on the night before my wedding day!

God damn them all!

 

They were told this Jeep was worth it's weight in gold,

they'd feel no pain...shed no tears!

But its a foolish man who shows no dismay

at the sight of CC's rusty MJ!

 

Just kidding...wouldn't trade 'er for the world!

 

:cheers:

 

Paul

[BLHTAZ]

Ahem...

 

So here I lie on me' 23rd beer

"How I wish I'd never bought it now!",

It's been ten years since I felt this way

on the night before my wedding day!

God damn them all!

 

Paul

:cheers: :laughin: The whole thing is great, but I like this one the best...

[Catatonic Comanche]

...ah-hah...and it's a true story that is!

 

:cheers:

 

Paul

[Pete M]

I like it. Pretty clever. :D