Catatonic Comanche Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Ahem... Oh, the year was 1998, "How I wish you'd never bought it now!" When a score of men were turned quite green By the rustiest MJ you've ever seen God damn them all! "Oh, Catatonic" cried the town, "How I wish you'd never bought it now!" For twenty brave men, all masochists who would fix for him, his rusty jewel God damn them all! This motley crew was a sickening sight "How I wish you'd never bought it now!" There was caveman Dave with his hands in welds He'd did cast-iron steel 'till he staggered and lagged, God damn them all! Well we hadn't been there but a week or two, "How I wish you'd never bought it now!" When a voice said, "Gimme some rust to brew" and Steeleyed-Stan hove into view God damn them all! Now Steeleyed Stan was a welding man "How I wish you'd never bought it now!", He was eight feet tall and four feet wide and said, "pass that torch or I'll tan your hide!" God damn them all! Stan torched his hand and pitched on his side! "How I wish you'd never bought it now!", Paul was smashed with a lung full of rust and his breath coughed out much sanded dust! God damn them all! So here I lie on me' 23rd beer "How I wish I'd never bought it now!", It's been ten years since I felt this way on the night before my wedding day! God damn them all! They were told this Jeep was worth it's weight in gold, they'd feel no pain...shed no tears! But its a foolish man who shows no dismay at the sight of CC's rusty MJ! Just kidding...wouldn't trade 'er for the world! :cheers: Paul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLHTAZ Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Ahem... So here I lie on me' 23rd beer "How I wish I'd never bought it now!", It's been ten years since I felt this way on the night before my wedding day! God damn them all! Paul :cheers: :laughin: The whole thing is great, but I like this one the best... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catatonic Comanche Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 ...ah-hah...and it's a true story that is! :cheers: Paul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete M Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 I like it. Pretty clever. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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