mjeff87 Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 that just made me spit my morning coffee on my monitor......thanks Jim! :D Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1awind Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 1st grade teacher comes into class on the second day of school and asks each student to stand up and and say what thier dad does for a living. Teacher: jeff....what does your dad do for a living? Jeff: my daddy is a doctor and he makes sic people feel all better! Teacher: very good jeff sit down. Teacher: jessica....What does your dad do for a living? Jessica: my daddy is a police officer and he puts bad people in jail! Teacher: very good jessica sit down. Teacher: johnny..... what does you dad do for a living? Johnny: aww teach, my dad died! Teacher:....I'm sorry johnny,....well, what did your dad do before he died Johnny: .......turned blue and $#!& himself! Teacher...(faints) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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