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Christmas song -- MJ version


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Thought we should bring this out for our newer members

 

Christmas Song (MJ version)

Dashing through the snow, in my good old Jeep MJ
Down the road I go, sideways all the way
I need a rear main seal
I'd like some 32 inch tires
I wouldn't mind if it sat just a little higher

No rust, some smoke, cause the seal is broke
The oil just drips away
I stomp the gas, to try to pass, and then I start to pray
The front plate is bent, the floor is wet, the radio's MIA
Oh what fun it is to drive this good old Jeep MJ

I went to the liquor store, to pick up a case of beer
The backend just passed up the left front tire, it's time to counter-steer
Sideways down the highway, right past a local cop
I had to let off the brake, to get the truck to stop

No rust, some smoke, cause the seal is broke
The oil just drips away
I stomp the gas, to try to pass, and then I start to pray
The front plate is bent, the floor is wet, the radio's MIA
Oh what fun it is to drive this good old Jeep MJ

On my way to AutoZone, to pick up some parts today
Because Project X is coming soon, so stay tuned for new updates

Oh, thank you GIRs, this heater works
The grille is still MIA
I stomp the gas, to try to pass, and then I start to pray
The front plate is bent, the floor is wet, the radio's MIA
Oh what fun it is to drive this good old Jeep MJ

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