AeroNautical Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 I went to the food store today, was there for 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked cop. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch for being so ugly. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on until he had placed 5 tickets on the windshield... the more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My truck was parked around the corner. This has Jim written all over it... hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete M Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 :rotf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banshee Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 That's priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimoshel Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Aw come on now. There is no way I would have stopped at only five. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpdriver1 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 what you didn't question his lineage? ie... come from a family of mules? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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