jimoshel Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 During a commercial airline flight an experienced Air Force Pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infant as discreetly as possible. The pilot pretended not to notice, and, upon disembarking, he gallantly offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related items. When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the pilot responded, "that's a good looking baby, and he sure was hungry!" Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said that the time spent on the breast would help alleviate the pressure in the baby's ears. The Air Force Pilot sadly shook his head, and in true pilot fashion exclaimed,"And all these years, I've been chewing gum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hassyfoto Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 HEHEHAHA as a ex USAF helicopter medic, I can appreciate this joke with a great deal of understanding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onlyinajeep726 Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Hahaha, yes! This is awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeroNautical Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 So that's why I always used to see the stewardess walk up to the flight deck, boy was I missin out.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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