The Journey Of A Man!

[Biotex]

I got a kick out of this, so hope you don't mind me sharing it.

 

 

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

 

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I
needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

 

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. 
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened 
suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

 

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was 
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that 
I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

 

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. 
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad
impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun
initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find girl 
with some real ambition.

 

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted 
firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me 
and took everything I owned.

 

 

 

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big breasts.

[jimoshel]

Not sure which is cheaper. College or experience. The only difference between men and boys is the size of their girl friends boobies. :yes:

[ftpiercecracker1]

ROFL   :rotf:    That is GREAT!  :rotfl2: