IRS Letter

[Harley]

Yesterday, I got a surprise in my mailbox.

 

I had been good this year and filed my taxes on time. But the IRS sent my Tax Return back!!

 

On the form listing all the reasons for tax returns to be returned, the IRS had checked off the box for "dependents".

 

But on my tax return, I had dutifully followed the instruction to "List All Dependents":

 

■12 million illegal immigrants

■3 million crack heads

■46 million people on food stamps

■87 million civilians not in the labor force

■2 million people in over 243 prisons

■ 535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate

■and one illegal Kenyan immigrant at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

But the IRS apparently finds my response inadequate. So I sent it back with a question:

 

"Did I forget someone?"

[MJRemi]

You forgot the millions of people our taxes support in foreign countries. Our government feels the need to donate billions of dollars to third world nations without any sort of tracking the money once it reaches their shores. Off course it never gets used for the intended purpose since it gets funneled through the corrupt and greedy officials and organized crime rings first.

[87MJTIM]

Yesterday, I got a surprise in my mailbox.

 

I had been good this year and filed my taxes on time. But the IRS sent my Tax Return back!!

 

On the form listing all the reasons for tax returns to be returned, the IRS had checked off the box for "dependents".

 

But on my tax return, I had dutifully followed the instruction to "List All Dependents":

 

■12 million illegal immigrants

■3 million crack heads

■46 million people on food stamps

■87 million civilians not in the labor force

■2 million people in over 243 prisons

■ 535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate

■and one illegal Kenyan immigrant at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

But the IRS apparently finds my response inadequate. So I sent it back with a question:

 

"Did I forget someone?"

 

You need to verify each dependents' SSN and DOB. My experience with the IRS, they will not except "Various."

 

What does IRS stand for? Income Reduction Service.

 

Tim