Sir Sam Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 CUPERTINO, CA—Claiming that he completely forgot about the much-hyped electronic device until the last minute, a frantic Steve Jobs reportedly stayed up all night Tuesday in a desperate effort to design Apple's new tablet computer. "Come on, Steve, just think—think, dammit—you're running out of time," the exhausted CEO said as he glued nine separate iPhones to the back of a plastic cafeteria tray. "Okay, yeah, this will work. This will definitely work. Just need to write 'tablet' on this little strip of masking tape here and I'm golden. Oh, come on, you piece of $#!&! Just stick already!" Middle-of-the-night sources reported that Jobs then began work on double-spacing his Keynote presentation and increasing the font size to make it appear longer. http://www.theonion.com/content/news_br ... s_stays_up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Akula69 Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Oh my God this is so wrong...its right! :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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