Tracker Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 This just came through my ".ca.gov" email: You might be Taliban if... 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean." 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. 6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against. 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. 9. You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave." 10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one. 11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not. 12. You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat. :rotfl2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86FUBAR Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 :rotf: :yes: :jump: :clapping: :thumbsup: that is funny as he!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixxerman600 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 :rotfl2: :USAflag: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CEThomas Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :jump: CA must be a lot different, if we sent something like that in Ohio the sender would be out job hunting after the local news out let would pull the FIA and put you on the 6pm news. Except for DPS that is not subject to FIA :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted February 8, 2008 Author Share Posted February 8, 2008 :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :jump: CA must be a lot different, if we sent something like that in Ohio the sender would be out job hunting after the local news out let would pull the FIA and put you on the 6pm news. Except for DPS that is not subject to FIA :roll: Somebody managed to use a dead employee's address. Usually, the system notifies the ninja techs of unauthorized emails and they are yanked right out of our inboxes. Our Novell "ZenWorks" has something to do with how that works. Way beyond me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CEThomas Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Somebody managed to use a dead employee's address. Usually, the system notifies the ninja techs of unauthorized emails and they are yanked right out of our inboxes. Our Novell "ZenWorks" has something to do with how that works. Way beyond me. Same in Ohio ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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