NHMJXJ Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 An elderly man in Florida, had owned a large farm with a big pond in the back yard for several years. The pond was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nicely with picnic tables, horseshoe pits and citrus trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down and check on the swimming hole, because he hadn't been to the area in a while. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked." The man held the bucket up high and said, "I'm here to feed the alligator." Some guys just think fast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruiser54 Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 One of my all time favorites!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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