danbyrambler Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 “The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.” “A fool and his money are soon elected.” “The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.” “There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.” “The difference between death and taxes is death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.” “If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?” “I am not a member of any organized political party — I am a Democrat. ” “Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.” “Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.” “Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.” “I don't make jokes, I just watch the government and report the facts.” “The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best” “When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ftpiercecracker1 Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 “If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?” Literally blew my mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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