SOUTHERN COMFORTS

[danbyrambler]

Trouble at the Little Rock High School - Bubba and nearly the entire student body had gathered outside of the superintendants office to protest the upcoming graduation. Bubba, captain of the football team six years straight and the most popular boy in school had once again been left off the list of those receiving diplomas. The superintendant was about justify this decision when it occured to him that here was an opportunity to be rid of the biggest, dumbest PITA pupil any teacher had ever. "BUBBA!" he said, "You, like most, absolutely deserve a second chance - So, upon passing a general knowledge exam you will be allowed to graduate with the others. Now then, who was our countrys first President?" After a moments thought Bubbas answer was Lincoln. "Good Lord" thought the Supe just as a murmering from the crowd became a roar of "Giv'I'm another chance-Giv'I'm another chance-Giv'I'm another chance" "Certainly, certainly" said the super as he thought "let's see him blow this one" - "Bubba, who was our countrys greatest president?" "Uhhh, Clinton?" - - "Giv'I'm another chance-Giv'I'm another chance-Giv'I'm another chance" howled the mob. "GFL" was the unchristian like thought at this turn & then "Bubba, this has been unfair - Politics are a subjective matter - So, allright, a scientific question - How much is two plus two?" - - "FOUR!" (dramatic pause) - - - "Giv'I'm another chance-Giv'I'm another chance-Giv'I'm another chance" :smart:

[Comanche County]

Hey, don't make fun of my High School! (Anacoco, LA btw)