dasbulliwagen Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 I may have posted this before a long time ago, but something made me think of it, so here it is again! I’m a journeyman technician In an automotive shop I’m supposed to know the answers From the bottom to the top I should diagnose the problem With just a single look And if I fail to fix it You think that I’m a crook When I charge you for my labor You scream and moan And even call and threaten me Upon the telephone But technology in the auto Is advancing every year And for the systems I must know I simply have no peer I must be more electrician Than the man who wires your home For the wiring system in your car Outshines the Astrodome Then refrigeration systems That I’m supposed to know Have more gadgets than your home To make the darn thing go Electronics now have made the scene And more are coming yet The car models already exceed Your television set In hydraulics I have more to learn Than a specialist in pumps There are brakes and shock absorbers To help absorb the bumps Torque converters and transmissions With servos, valves and gears, With models by the hundreds Introduced in recent years Fuel systems of a hundred kinds I must adjust and meter Each far more complicated Than your furnace or water heater The principles of combustion I must know from A to Z And gear trains that will far exceed Most all machinery I’m in welding, I’m in plumbing For water, vacuum, oil, and fuel, Compared to me, a plumber Is a kid in grammar school There’s models, makes and systems Some seven hundred strong And new ones coming up each year To help the scheme along Now compare me to the doctor Whose prices make mine meager Yet folks revere his expertise Ever more impressed and eager The human body hasn’t changed In twenty thousand years And every model works the same From the ankles to the ears There’s years of school in his field And almost none in mine I’ve learned by practicing my trade And I read what I can find There’s new equipment and technology And medicines for sure But this is true in my field too As much or even more There’s lots of books he has to read His procedures to define But for every page in his field There’s twenty-five in mine There’s no comebacks and no wait You pay for what you get And come back and pay again If he hasn’t fixed it yet His mistakes are often buried While mine come back for free And he plays golf on Wednesday While my customers hassle me We spend millions of tax dollars Sending kids to medical school But if you ask for some in my field You’re treated like a fool Everybody has one body But no one has more But when it comes to autos You may have three or four But you’ll go right on complaining Of the way I run my show With no appreciation For the things I have to know And you’ll take your high school dropouts And you’ll shove them off to us And expect them to be experts While you rant and rave and fuss And when your car cannot be serviced I’ll not hang my head in shame So you’d best wake up America And find out who’s to blame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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