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I'm kind of fond of those related to my line of work. I guess I fantasize about being able to say them someday.

"What we have hee-ya joonya- is a total, lack of respect, fo da law!"

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"Put your hands on the bar. Don't move. Where'd you get all this money? From your job? B.S. You're too F'in stupid to have a job."

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Tracker, I was gonna hold off on posting your first one since it might be obvious w/my avatar and posted quote in my sig, but it's a great line. Not to be picky, but the exact line is "what we're dealing with here, is a COMPLETE lack of respect for the law".

 

And the second one is Eddie Murphy in 48hrs when he's in the cowboy bar. "I'm your worst nightmare, I'm a "brotha" [sic] with a badge". Good one.........

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First things first: WHERE'S YOUR S*****? [toilet] I've got a turtle-head poking out.

 

Charming

 

I'm not kiddin'. I've got a cr@p on deck that could choke a donkey. Aww, it's SQUIDGY. Christ, I'm gettin' all emotional from it, ya know?

 

I'm kind of sorry for this one, but when I read it, I laughed so hard, out loud, that my coworkers came over to make sure I was OK... I wiped the tears and said that everything was cool.... SW2

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What would you do if you had a million dollars?

 

I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

 

That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

 

Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

 

Well, not all chicks.

 

Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

 

Good point.

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(You guys figured this out pretty fast...on our site we have been going since last year....basically it is a different type of language as Dave Simons would say.....when somebody types a movie line or song quote, you come back with another quote that would relate to it....pretty cool, gets funny sometimes too) for instance:

 

"What's wrong with you boy?" (forrest gump)

 

and the next post would be something like:

 

"I was bawn wid big gums suh"

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You like fruit? I've got a buddy with United Fruit. He could get you a job picking strawberries. You know; bend and stoop- like the Mexicans. Start with strawberries and you might work your way up to those G** D**m banannas you like so much.

When Boy? When are you going to get a job?

(Bellllllch!)

Oh gawd he's the anti-christ.

You get a G** D**M job before sundown- Or we're shipping you off to military school- with that G** D**M Finklestien sh*t kid. Son of a B**ch! :rant:

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I just wonder how many will get THIS one.....

 

"Do you mind if I smoke while you eat?"

 

 

(with mouthful) "uh uh"

 

Deep Throat,,, everybody knows that........

 

Too easy huh? Let me dig deeper..... :D

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