mvusse Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 "What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultra-violence." A Clockwork Orange? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLHTAZ Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 "I love the smell of Napalm in the morning" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smithe1811 Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 "I love the smell of Napalm in the morning" "....smells like........victory." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcat0491 Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 "I Bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose" "How Tall are you Private" "5'4" " " I didn't know they stacked $#!& that high" :USAflag: FULL METAL JACKET :USAflag: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperWade2 Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 "The only two things from Oklahoma are steers and queers, and I don't see any horns on you boy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcat0491 Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 "i bet you the type of guy to Suck A guy off and not even have the common curtsy to give him a reach around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperWade2 Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Mr. Spicoli, you're on dangerous ground here. You're causing a major disturbance in my class and on my time. I've been thinking about this, Mr. Hand. If I'm here... and you're here... doesn't that make it our time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcat0491 Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 This Is my rifle This is my gun This is for shooting This is for fun " I Like you , Hell id even let you f*(|< My sister" :banana: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
89eliminator Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Evan: You changed your name to McLovin? Seth: It doesn't even have a first name, it just says McLovin! Evan: The guy's either going think 'here's another guy with a fake ID', or here's McLovin, 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor. Okay? So what's it gonna be? Fogell: [grinning] I am McLovin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
89eliminator Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up. [opens cologne cabinet] Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight. Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent. Brian Fantana: Oh yeah. Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way. Brian Fantana: Yep. Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline. Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time. [cheesy grin] Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense. Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcat0491 Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 "I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
92comanche4x4 Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger. Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop. Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now? Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good. Dimpus Burger Guy: Don't spit in that cop's burger. Farva: Yeah, thanks. Second Dimpus Guy: Roger, holding the spit. Farva: Gimme a pie... apple. Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding officer Farva. Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents? Farva: Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free? Dimpus Burger Guy: It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get. Thorny: Look, kid, he doesn't want it. Farva: I can handle this, Thorn. I don't want it! Dimpus Burger Guy: Uhh, right. Beverage? Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola. Dimpus Burger Guy: What? Farva: [Annoyed] A litre o' cola. Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola? Thorny: Will you just order a large, Farva? Farva: I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola! Dimpus Burger Guy: [to Farva] I don't know what that is! Farva: [slowly starts shouting] Litre is French for... [grabs burger kid by shirt] Farva: ... give me my @#$%in' cola before I break VOUS @#$%IN' LIP! super troopers i love that movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperWade2 Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 super troopers i love that movie MEOW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1awind Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 little kid: oh wow a schooner Willam: ha ha ha you dumb Bastard, its not a schooner, its a sailboat! little kid: a schooner is a sailboat...... stupid head! Willam: YA KNOW WHAT! THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY! THAT OVER THERE.....THATS JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!!!! OR "he likes to have sex in a very uncomfortable place". ......"what, like the back of a volkswagen?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiatslug87 Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 "What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultra-violence." I love this movie. The book was also great (and short). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperWade2 Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 All from one of my (*many) favorites.... Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing. Like the first monkey shot into space. If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose? We're the middle children of history, we have no special purpose or place, and unless we get God's attention, we have no hope of damnation or redemption. Which is worse, hell or nothing? This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JL Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xjcrazy09 Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtdesigns Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 not a movie but,,, Silence....... I kill you..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xjcrazy09 Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Jeff Dunham's Achmed the Dead Terrorist. Actually you know i think he does have that one on his "Arguing with my self" DVD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyoCherokee Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 We have a thread on our site like this that has been going for over a year, and its any movie quote you can think of from any movie and you don't have to explain what movie it is from..........I'll start.... "What do you think I used? A frickin shotgun! GOSH!" Napoleon Dynamite :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyoCherokee Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 "you tell em I'm coming, and hell's coming with me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtdesigns Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Jeff Dunham's Achmed the Dead Terrorist. Actually you know i think he does have that one on his "Arguing with my self" DVD. lol yelp, I love the one with José, jalapeño on a stick" too.... funny,funny stuff.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WahooSteeler Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 this may be a little butchered.... "i like fast cars and fast women. back home in my car club my buddies call me "the cruiser"." "shoulda called you the dork" "why'd ya join the army son?" "well, my grandfather was in the army, my father was in the army, and my brother was in the army. i figured i better join up before i got drafted." "uh, son, there ain't no more draft." "there was one?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeeptruck86 Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 "Hey Slater! Gimme drugs maaan!" "Get some from your mother man!" "Yeah we just bagged your mother." "Okay! F-you d***head!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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